Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
i think my tv is drunk
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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