she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
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