i didn't know you could wash puke off of bras with a dishwasher.
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
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