how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
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