Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
Hey sis... Don't forget moms day is this sun. And don't get her another gift while you are freakin high this time. The vibrator was embarrassing.
FYI the vibrator was a SUCCESS. She was in a much better mood this last year. Maybe you should get high this time and get a great gift
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
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