I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
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