Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
I queefed so loud it echoed.
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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