Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
My night consisted of weed, sex, and Mexican food. In that order. I think we found the keys to saving our marriage.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
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