sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
she lunged for my junk like it was the cure for swine flu
Ew, dude I just walked in on my boss masturbating in the supply room at the restaurant. He didn't see me so I quickly shut the door and pretended like it didn't happen. And then literally five minutes later he came up to me and cupped my face with his hands and told me what a great employee I was. I got a promotion but I'm fucking scarred for life. I can't stop cringing.
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
of course. lets lasso hookers.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
I think I ordered pizza when I got home. The email said the delivery time was noon today. So if that shit shows up I am the most amazing drunk on the planet.
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
Just realized I probably only have one more wedding where I can say I fucked the bride.
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
Omg I joined a choir last night...
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
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