so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
I just sneeze out a chunk of leftover pickle I threw up last night. dont you try and tell me your day is going worse
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
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