Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
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