Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
I'm like, not good at living.
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
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