I'm lost and stupid without you.
I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
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