if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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