so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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