so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
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