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this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
when I finally convinced you to get off the floor you looked at me wild-eyed and said "the carpet was a VAST EXPANSE OF SEA"
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