Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
he was so excited that he found the elusive clitoris. i was like look christopher colombus, just because you found it doesnt mean you knew what to do with it
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
No. Way more drunk than the night I put a snowball in my purse "for later" and woke up to find everything soaking the next day.
But less drunk than the day that Pete took four of your birth control pills thinking they were Advil, right?
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
Wearing Navy dress whites to a wedding is like having a magical panty removing device. I've never cockblocked a whole room just by existing before.
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
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