i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
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