i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
Randomize
