I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
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