So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
I'm going to but the new Playboy with Chelsea Handler on the cover. I'm pretty sure it's the only time buying a Playboy will make me gayer...
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I am intoxicated and cannot bring you a burrito. However, if you want to bring ME one...
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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