just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
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