so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
Randomize
