So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
There's a mouse. In the house. By the cans. With some pans. Release the cat. To eat his hat. Sorry about the mess. Of my breakfest.
No but seriously, there's a fucking mouse in the house by the beer cans
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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