My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
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