I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
When people ask about my bruises, I'm just going to say it was a doorknob. Or possibly a group of doorknobs. Angry doorknobs.
You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
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