Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
And I broke things off with Justin last night. Except I texted him while he was asleep and then I was like well, that's probably not what he wants to wake up to, so I sent him a picture of the coconut I microwaved and caught on fire when I was really high one time.
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