Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
i am craving dick and cupcakes
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
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