You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
You were doing bacon vodka shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce. You're officially fucking disgusting. I love you.
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
Waking up next to a guy you don't remember going home with and the first thing you say is: where is my tiara? = successful birthday
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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