shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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