What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
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