Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
Use "feeling words"
Yay
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
If my neighbors have super loud sex again tonight, I'm going to leave a ball-gag and roll of duct tape in their mail slot.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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