Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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