I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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