just come out here and I will go home with you...
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
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