you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
Sorry I didn't pick up for your booty call. I usually am asleep at 4:00 on Thursdays. Like a normal person.
ps if your frozen peas taste like crotch it's because some dude kicked me in the nuts while trying to do a keg stand and I needed an ice pack
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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