but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
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