bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
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