erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
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