Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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