Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
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