I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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