the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
