Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
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