I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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