And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
Im sorry for drunkenly throwing your phone into the ocean. At the time it seemed like a good way for you not to text him
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
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