You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
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