Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
i'm pleased to announce i can now open a bottle of wine with my shoe if called upon to do so.
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
My roommate just called. He's in Miami and has no idea how he got there. He also has a ticket to Buenos Aires that he can't explain. I figured you'd have the explanation.
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
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