She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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