Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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