so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
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