What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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