I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
Sorry I kept grabbing your vagina at the casino. I believed it was my lucky unicorn to win bonuses
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
Randomize
