i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
Just puked in the monkey exhibit at the zoo. They ate it. I don't want a pet monkey anymore.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
You know you're good at multi-tasking if you can get a lap dance from someone while simultaneously eating a burrito.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
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