Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
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